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I wish to recognize the bodies in the water.

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A child gets kidnapped and has the time of his life. The same can't quite be said about the kidnappers, though...

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Aliens commit vandalism.

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That creature that you dismissed as a horrible monster at the start of the game? Yeah, he was the good guy all along. Oops!

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A statue, a greasy old man, a quack, some lizards, and a distance sprinting champion chase you around your workplace.

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I wish for a hand of glory.

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Man, this furry convention sucks!

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A bunch of kids are repeatedly exposed to the horrors of war, authoritarian dictatorship, genocide, loss, death, police states, and parental abuse.

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Ages of wars, genocides, familial dysfunction, and weird cosmic shenanigans happened all because some horny people tried to put a girl in the jar!

Ever tried explaining your favorite game to someone who's never played? This is that, but worse. Guess the badly explained game!

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I wish to prevent the end of the world!

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I didn't know she had such an enormous ______!

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A man is controlled by a cruel, sadistic god who forces him to repeatedly break all his bones for the sake of twisted entertainment.

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Despite what the movie's title may tell you, there is not an actual wizard here.

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A pro-censorship group causes World War Three as an alternative to admitting they're just shitty parents.

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I love the smell of ______ in the morning!

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I wish the Loch Ness Monster was real.

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I wish to be gifted with $3.50 in US currency only.

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I wish for some of the ol' regretty-forgetty.

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I've been sentenced to death by ______!

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Reports of my _____ were greatly exaggerated!

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A white man goes to China and gets caught up in a dispute between the locals.

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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the ______!

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I wish for a jar of dirt.

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A man gets turned to steel in the great magnetic field... but he didn't travel time for the future of mankind.

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I wish that no man could kill me.

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