People you'll hit will experience numbing
Any baldness you shine light on becomes super reflective like a kaleidoscope.
Every time you snap you fingers, a squirrel in Russia dies
blursed_mask
Security construct [Titania]
You can violently accelerate tin cans
You can successfully breed any non human animal hybrid once.
You can attach hotdogs to your body to become working penises and pepperonis become working nipples
While you are shitting, you can teleport to any toilet in the world that you have previously shat in
You make 300 dollars every time you slam your head into a brick wall at full force
if you're wearing MLG pixel Sunglasses, everyone on earth will do the exact same actions you perform as long as the MLG pixel glasses are on, they will also hear the music you listen to.
You can spawn burgers anywhere
You can control and manipulate mustard
You can turn your all of your bodily fluids into Mint Listerine
blursed zombapple
You can phase wires through each other.
You can time travel only on and to April first of any year.
You can give people ads to interrupt their dreams while they sleep.
Every time you throw a bottle of a very specific alcohol of your choosing, you can teleport it into the lungs of whoever you want
You always finish the shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time
You can displace any water within 2 meter radius from your f nter of body mass
If the ghost possessing the corpse, and then the body affected by ressurect/true polymorph spells - will it fuse to be alive?
half-japanese girl born in 2006, smash or nah?
Acheron & Kafka [Honkai: Star Rail]
You can turn your penis into a snake
