best theory

what if all the mercs are species and like

they have the name things that species have

like goose and geese

but instead it’s like

it’s just

its spy and spees

and snipers and sneepers

and a bunch of heavys are called a picnic

because they all have food

and they are hubgry

always

and

and the reason they are different colors for each team

is because

they are different breeds

like dogs

and cats and stuff

and

and the soldier babies are newldiers

and every subclass is a different form of mental illness for them

that was my ted talk.