Over 1 Million Remote MAGA Government Workers Suddenly Awake In Shock As They Are Ordered Back To The Office
Said one MAGA worker: “Had I known I was going to be ordered back to work. I certainly would have voted for Kamala based on that alone. I don’t even remember where the office is?” Said another MAGA worker: “Now I have to go back to the office and waste several hours a day gossiping with fellow employees around the water cooler and in the office break room while drinking coffee.” I’ll still have to go home and have a pile of work to do each evening because of all the distractions in the office. This is going to kill my family life….probably leading to divorce. Set a third MAGA worker: “I’m suddenly feeling very empty as I now have to buy a car and sit in rush hour 3-1/2 hours per day and start doing dry cleaning again; for what ? …so that I can see a couple people a day as I sit in my tiny cubicle smothering from claustrophobia and catching the office sicknesses so that I end up missing more work from being sick!” Thanks Trump you chump!