Matt Zukowski prioritizes the Super Bowl over his stepdad duties—Flies back to Melbourne while Tammy’s away, leaving her kids to fend for themselves like the useless leech he is! 🏈🙄

The moment Tammy leaves town, off he goes, bolting back to Melbourne for the Super Bowl instead of stepping up for her kids. It’s almost impressive how little he does while still managing to benefit from everything Tammy provides.

And the real question is—why does Tammy allow this? Is she that desperate to have a man around, no matter how useless? Does she think keeping him around makes her look more “wife material?” Or is she just in denial that he’s only there for the perks?

My theory is that since she is the breadwinner, she controls the money, the lifestyle, and the opportunities, so she lets him do whatever he wants, knowing he’ll never leave as long as the freebies keep coming. That’s not love, it’s a transaction. She gets to play the boss, and he gets to be a professional couch ornament.

Either way, her kids are the ones paying the price.