I only have water left as a mixer

Goddamn. Is this the worst highball cocktail of all time? Cheap vodka mixed with water.

It's not even cold water either. It's room temp, which really brings out all the notes of death, destruction, and desperation in the vodka.

Usually I mix with milk until I feel too bloated. My personal favorite will always be orange juice, but who can afford that in these trying times?

Regardless, I'm going to make it work. My family is hounding me to try and get me to quit. I kindly say "no thank you." I mean all my bills are paid, I have a job, I haven't gotten into any legal trouble.

The worst thing I've done today is decide that vodka and water is an acceptable drink. I should mention that I'm a bartender for work, so my only excuse for drinking something like this is my addiction to the dreaded elixir.

Folks, whatever you're drinking out there, make it a good one. May your beers be cold and liquor plentiful. Happy Saturday, you lovely booze bags.

Chairs

-Andy