dont purge asparagus

today i binged on so many things but i particularly ate a LOAD of asparagus. everything was fine and dandy and usual when i was p but then suddenly a FULL SIZED asparagus spear comes up and becomes entirely lodged in my throat n thru my mouth and literally would not come out. it was flaccid af but i was still lowkey choking and it was just really dumb i couldnt choke it out so i had to grab it with my hands and pull it out of my throat. then i resumed my p and then it happened again. that would be a really dumb death. death by asparagus. imagine that on ur gravestone. -11/10 dont recommend.