Pre-Trib Rapture

If Apostate Christians are trying to manifest the Apocalypse (which they are, judging by the breeding of the red heifer), then God would have known full well that they anticipate manifesting the Apocalypse, only to expect being sucked into the air for identifying as Christian.

This explains perfectly why the timing of the Rapture was left ambiguous in the Bible. Jesus says that only the Father knows the day or the hour.

Nevermind that it's a bit narcissistic to assume that you won't experience Tribulation, when Jesus himself said you would. Any verse mentioning it also mentions trumpets, indicating that it's late in the Tribulation:

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17:

"For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever."

Corinthians 15:52:

"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed." (NKJV)