Happy chaos

Why does this mofo have a guard crush? why can this tall Smurf wall break while being 50 yards away? Why does he lock on to Faust's nuts if Faust is standing still? Why can he (insert something else annoying about him that I'm too tired to mention?) AND WHY IS HE THE ONLY GOOD ZONER?! (buff dizzy plz)

(Bonus point) He makes me consider playing pot just to flick those damn bullets back at his ugly ass face also (buff dizzy)