Family ties

In the town of Quahog, where the laughter’s always high, There’s a family we all know, and you’re the reason why. Peter’s wild antics, they’re the modern-day Paul Revere, But when I look at you, “I feel stupid and contagious”—it’s so clear.

From Boston to Philly, where the dream took flight, You’re my star-spangled banner shining in the night.

It’s the Family Guy, but you’re the spark, Like Washington’s courage in the nation’s heart. With Stewie plotting, and Brian asking why, But it’s you that brings the love—I can’t deny.

Stewie’s like Hamilton, always scheming, always bright, But our love is Jefferson’s words, setting history alight. Brian’s like the thinkers, from Thoreau to Twain, But my only Declaration is to love you just the same.

From the fields of Gettysburg to the westward trail, Our love’s an anthem, it will never fail.

It’s the Family Guy, but you’re the spark, Like Rosa standing tall, a light in the dark. With Stewie plotting, and Brian asking why, But it’s you that brings the love I can’t deny.

Through the civil rights and the women’s fight, Like those before us, we stand side by side. Just like the Founders, who built something true, In this great nation, my heart belongs to you.

It’s the Family Guy, but you’re the spark, Like Lincoln’s words that left their mark. With Stewie plotting, and Brian asking why, But it’s you that brings the love—I can’t deny.

So here’s to Quahog, and the land of the free, From the Revolution’s fight to the strength of liberty. No matter the history, no matter how time flies, You’ll always be my love—my forever Family Guy!