Anyone living in NYC. Looking for Tips

I'm a comedian and a writer. I live in Europe. I'll be coming to New-York (yeah I know...so original) for opportunities. For two weeks. I'm on a tight budget. I'm looking at cheap options to stay. I saw this hotel, where the reviews are extremely bad I was thinking if I could stay at New-Jersey and travel. I want to be hitting as many comedy clubs/bars as possible. And I want to have access to New-York TV/Film/Media commissioners and Producers. So that I can apply for chances.

I know that this sounds good extremely vague. But I need to start somewhere...right ? who're more informed on this ... Can you please let me know if you can throw some pointers at me ?