We really want a unique “ette” name

EDIT- Thank you to all who had fun with this and understood the assignment. I’ve been laughing for 3 days straight over a satire post that I thought would go nowhere. I particularly loved the Cassette, Vinyl, CD sibset and Acquette “if the name doesn’t fit you must Acquette”. We have a really creative and funny lot in this sub. To those of you who missed the group you were in or the satire flair thanks for the laughs as well, but no I am not actually planning to name our daughter Bayonette.

We love the suffix “ette”. I.e: Colette, Bernadette and Miette but even those are too “common” for us. We really love the idea of incorporating our first dogs name which was Bailey so we came up with Bayonette which sounds so lovely to us. I know, I know… but the spelling is different than the weapon used in the olden days and how many people will even think of that in 2025?