She Was Good Like That by Patriceavril

“Don’t get too cocky – it’s not a good look for a short ginger.” She leaned in, and he half-expected her to kiss him until she plucked the pipe from between his teeth. “Don’t smoke that in my flat. It smells like dragon shit. Let’s go. You’re buying – use the Galleon you nicked from my purse.”

Or, Mundungus Fletcher’s unconventional friendship with Marlene McKinnon over the years.”