The Official Complaint Department

Is Lyme really f’ing up your day? Do you sometimes feel like your body is falling apart due in no reasonable part to your life choices? As someone diagnosed with a degenerative disease, that’s certainly how I feel sometimes. So, I put something together that I hope might bring just a little sunshine to your day when you need it.

Whatever your complaint of the day, The Official (Lyme) Complaint Department is here to hear you out, for those days when it feels like nobody can do anything to help. Because sometimes we just need someone to know how wrong things are.

Just write down your complaint and mail it to: The Official Complaint Department PO Box 2951 Monument, CO 80132

*Disclaimer: This department is available to anyone diagnosed with Lyme, and the friends and family of people diagnosed with Lyme. Should you choose to share personal information, the TOCD will not disclose your full name or address to any 3rd party, so don’t worry about that. Furthermore, we make no guarantee that any action at all will be taken on your behalf, but you can complain about that in your letter.