Concerning demi-humans.

I PERSONALLY think you guys are cowards. Dog demi-humans? Great. Cat demi-humans? Fantastic! But the moment I ask for a seahorse demi-human that carries his own children, I'M the weirdo. I'm the strange one.

I think you all just don't appreciate my truly innovative creativity. Mammal demi-humans, no one bats an eye, turtle demi-humans? Horrible!

You guys need to open up your minds. You are depriving yourself of phenomenonal experiences! It's mpreg in REAL NATURE.

Also wood-pecker demi-humans, anyone? Do you know how mad funny that would be? Get home from work and your spouse is slamming their face into the wall in search of bugs for sustenance?

Also birds in general have really neat as hell mating rituals, like have you ever SEEN the moves Birds-of-Paradise be hitting?

Consider. Hear me out. LISTEN TO ME.