“You’ve been divorced?!”

“You’ve been divorced?!” Jirou’s voice went up at least three octaves.

“Yea six times actually!” Midoriya Izuku answered with his usual sunshine-ness.

“Why..how?!”

“Well the first three were because of a sovereign lord wanting a husband for their daughter,and she chose me ,technically we’re still married but that’s for diplomatic reasons.”

“And the others?..”

“Oh! Two of those were for immigration reasons and I helped em get their citizenship.”

“And the last?…”

“The last was for witness protection.”

“Wha- actually shouldn’t ask about that huh.”

“It’s ok, they’re all like super dead now!”

“WhAT?!”

“Well except for the ice man, but he’s super retired now, has a family and everything, even a fro-yo shop in America.”